Beyond Thunderdome

(i love google image search)

Yesterday, I saw degeneration on faceboobs. Seriously, people posting and talking about the most inane subject known to the internet. The weather! Why? I ask with virgin tears running down my face (I often pay virgins to cry on me, as years of callousness have rendered my tear ducts dryer than the Mojave desert during a sandstorm) anyway, I see it like this, if you have nothing better to post on your timeline than something about the weather, just DON’T POST! My news feed has degenerated already into a PG13 version of 4chan. I don’t really need it broken up by satellite photos and screenshots of weather websites. It’s cold, and it’s going to stay cold, I get it.

Sifting through the drudge of pictures and motivational pictures with fucking Helvetica font, I found actual news. This guy I know, “Skingrinder” has begun work at Playboy South Africa. I foresee problems for him and the vegan girlfriend, if you know what I mean! Jokes aside, I hope it goes well for him.

On my front, I’m getting pretty sick and tired of middle aged colleagues that have learning disabilities, or are just generally thick. I mean, it’s like my boss doesn’t trust young, intelligent people to run the business. It’s insane. Add to that the fact that I’m one of only to people IN THE ENTIRE COMPANY that are fully computer literate, and you get what I have to deal with every fucking day. It makes me feel like Mel Gibson in an Australian wasteland, surrounded by children and a “Tina Turner” which I assume is part of an engine or something.

YES, I AM A STUPIDIST! But, you know, at least I have a job, but the feelers are out for something better... MOAR MUNNIES!

Also it being Wednesday, it is widely considered “hump day” as in the middle of the week, it’s all downhill from here, so strap in and enjoy the ride, the weekend is almost upon us!

Wisdom: never ask a ginger about grindcore.

Quote for the day : “Damnit Ray, if someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!”